This made me laugh: “Beware of strangers“. If you’ve ever debugged a program, you’ll have a good idea what was going through this guy’s head.
Hi, I’m Joey. I’m a 40-something software engineer (read: big nerd) in Salt Lake City. When I grow up I’d like to be a seminary professor (read: even bigger nerd).
These are called the Heisenberg Uncertainty bugs. Turn debugging on, no problem, turn it on, problem. Maddening I tell you! Windows code is notorious for it. Also threaded code.